Before I forget.

Whitney is such a goofball. Some of the things she said today.

(With as much bad attitude as possible) "Mom your not the boss of JESUS!" to which I reply, "Nope I'm not. But I am the boss of you, and it is a big job." To which she says also with bad attitude "Hmph" So I say was that a good choice or a bad choice and she says a bad choice so I said ok then you need to say sorry, so with as much sarcasm as a 4 year old can have she said SOORRY! So that got her a time out. After 5 min she came over to me and said it much nicer, then we had a little chat about how I am the boss of her and how it is my job as the boss to keep her safe and teach her good things to think and do, and how that is a really big job and I needed her help. She said she would help... We'll see. :)

Here's another more random silly thought of hers:

"Mom did you know that I am bigger than Kawailani" (one of her friends) I said "yes you are older than her" To which she replies very matter of factly "Yeah, when she takes off her bracelet she shrinks" That made me laugh. I really don't know where she comes up with this stuff.


"Mom"
"Yes Babe" (I call them all Babe)
"I'm sick"
"Yup, you do have a little cold"
"Can I have candy because I don't feel like eating anything else."
"No"

Why would she think that just because she has a cold I would let her pig out on candy you ask? This is how her little mind works. I made spring rolls last night and she didn't want to eat them. I told her that was all she was going to get so she might as well eat them. She refused. So I figured she wasn't that hungry to begin with. Then Daddy said that she is sick and needs to eat, so she got the special burrito that she wanted. See, in her mind she is sick and needs to eat whatever it is she wants. Smart girl. Wrong, but smart. :)


Those were the gems for today, I'm sure there will be more soon!